[luckylesbiano]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[spacefroggity]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[luckylesbiano]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands]

[quaggly]

from now on i will ONLY be reblogging and posting about waluigi’s sex life. anything not related to this topic will be tagged as NSFW (Not Sexy For Waluigi)

[shittycryptids]

A roomba but instead of a robot its just a bunch of rats taped under a frisbee

[froqblog]

prettiest girl in the creek

[rare-drop]

Her rival.

[kiriitsuki]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[sapphomets]

anyone wanna go for a hike

[daedricpince]

Me and the girls taking the trek from poo poo point to pee pee creek

[foreverravenclaw]

Reductress is the best site, no you can’t change my mind.

[raishe]

I was just going to reblog this, but then I went to the site and now I’m wheezing:

[shinga-tumblr]

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

[tatooinedovah]

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

[randomslasher]

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me